i dreamt that i peed in my pants & celest took a photo of me peeing in my pants & posted it on her blog! hahaha and i saw the photo and begged her to take it off & she refused to :( and you know what, the caption was "Melanie-in-action". lol like omgwtfbbq.
and the dream was so real that when i woke up, my first reaction was "omgg i'm gonna check her blog like now to see if the photo's still there." haha then i remembered that i was at home the whole day ytd so i couldn't possibly have peed in my pants. gosh. super retarded.
p.s. the f in omgwtfbbq stands for freak, not fuck. coz i'm like super demure ((: & i only use fuck when i'm extremely-supremely-mega-ly-infuriated. |
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 '
happy 18th qiuyu darhling!
Lo and Behold!
okay you can start hyperventilating now. hahahaha i know you love me
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Monday, October 27, 2008 '
too much chemistry in the air.
i love chem! absolutely positively adore it. my favourite subject in the whole wide world (: so interesting and intellectually-stimulating. does not require much memorisation at all. extremely easy to comprehend and grasp as well.
brainwashing so does not work.
fine.
i utterly abhor you chemistry! you can go and die nowww.
Liverpool won Chelsea. Mr Kew Guansen owes me ice cream :D :D
HAPPY DEEPAVALI EVERYBUDIEEE
i have ABSOLUTELY NO MOOD to study for As. DIE. oh and by the way, i hide myself in the oven with my chips when i'm stressed.
ignore the fat calves thankyouverymuch. (: i'm dropping so much hair i think i'm going to DIE. somebody accompany me to beijing101 pleaseee. oh, thanks for volunteering ngui jm (: hahahaha kiddingggg :D
pardon the random-incoherent-rambling; i think i'm going crazehhhhhhhhhhh. |
Saturday, October 25, 2008 '
areveolaaa.
last night i suddenly thought of 4areveola and all the dumb things we did as a class. all the memories suddenly came back and i realised how much i missed everything :( so i went to read michelle's blog archives. haha. (relax i only read the oct-dec 06 ones. i'm not THAT free.)
and i kept having flashbacks today while i was eating breakfast! (okay brunch, coz i kinda overslept and woke up at 2pm with like 8 missed calls :P )
anyway what i wanted to say was,
i miss 4A. i miss our cow shed. i miss mr chow & his sneaking-off-to-eat-tauhui-while-we-draw-onions-in-the-bio-lab. i miss all our bio lab lessons; where we laugh at marcus' drawings (rmb his prawn? OMGG HAHAHA) and do stupid things like throw all the onions, carrots & prawns into our water baths to cook soup.:D i miss mr chan!! i miss the way he mispronounces stuff (la-bra-dor park!)and his antics (jumping off the table) and his famous "love is BLIND. BLIND BLIND BLIND!". i miss mr choy & his stories. and how maths lessons were always story-telling time. i miss ms eu & her animated way of teaching. and her "I DESPISE YOU!" (said to kh i think. haha) i miss ang geok! hahaha her act-cute ways & trying to flirt with the guys & how jared tries every lesson, to either poke her ass with the staples or colour her skirt with the highlighter or any other naughty things he could think off. i miss miss chia. and her cynical-skeptical-trying-hard-not-to-laugh looks. i miss lee teo! hahaha and her "you're wasting your own thumb!" i miss mrs look. and i still rmb the time we copied from the dictionary, the words starting with A, onto the board because of the issue with the class name & she flared up & shouted, "do you think i'm a MONGOLOID?!!". and we spent half the day figuring out what a mongoloid was. hahaha. i miss our 4A cheer. i miss eating lunch tgt. every single recess we would sit tgt. i miss walking superfast to the canteen with eileen oh to buy our food. and we would be queuing with the guys while the girls took their time to walk (coz they're demure and lady-like, unlike eileen and me who are greedy-unglam-shitzz. actually it's only eileen la. i'm just accompanying her :D :D) i miss eileen oh. and how i'm always so high and happy when i'm with her. i miss her stories & talking-non-stop-walking-damn-fast-high-all-the-time-crazy-shit (: i miss having lessons in our container classrm. and me refilling my bottle every lesson. and how sometimes i'll leave it at the water-cooler & jared will steal it! and try to bluff me that the auntie took it away. i miss my sitting-partner AH PUI! :D and how he's so retarded & dumb & idiotic & FUN to sit with. i miss JEC our home turf. the sitting-on-the-floor-like-homeless-ppl & animal-mania & con-men (haha i rmb the proposal about the clock! and how they spelt clock wrong!) i miss getting scolded by LLM for walking on the grass! :D hahaha i miss rv. i miss the uniform. NOT. i miss the rv socks. no i'm seriously kidding la. haha i miss how eileen cuts out the part of the socks with the rv logo & wears it over her ankle socks during assembly. i miss everyone. i miss the fun times we had.
i miss four areveola.
[edit] enlistment dates are out. why is everyone going in so EARLYYY? yq & zh are going in on 8th jan. ber's going in on the 9th. i have no more friends sulks :( anyone's going in in April?
The As are freaking _________. (choose an appropriate Hokkien expletive) why Hokkien you may ask? coz i think Hokkien vulgarities sound the crudest haha.
whinewhinewhine the incessant mugging (okay not really incessant) is killing my brain cells! (yes i do actually have brain cells, contrary to popular belief.)
SIGH. in retrospect, if i was a tad bit smarter in J1, i would have studied at least a little. and i definitely wouldn't be in this shit now.
looking back at whatever time i've spent in hwachong, i've realised that i've barely learnt much. i couldn't get use to the lecture-tutorial system; i disliked it. so i rebelled. i'd do everything but listen in lectures. i refused to do my tutorials. i played my time away. and boy my mother was right. (she always is.) in the end the one that loses out is ultimately myself.
i think the only subject which i can safely say that i've learnt something is econs. and maybe maths. and it shows. haha i'm so screwed for physics & chem i don't know if i can salvage them by the big As.
either way, it'll all be over in less than a month. good or bad, it'll be over all the same. fast forward please.
i really should stop eating. last night, i had 2 servings of pasta, half a pack of chips, a piece of cake, ice-cream, & a cup of juice for supper. i am so going to die.
and that's not all, i am also going to fail my As. because of the stupid instrument of mass distraction that is the com. That, and the old guy that is responsible for making you fall asleep. (you know, the chinese proverb we learnt in secondary school? where falling asleep metaphorically means that you're playing chess with that old guy? i think his name's Dua Pek Gong or sth. :D)
argh. 12 days left. if at this point in time, i still do not get my priorities right, i never will. |
Monday, October 20, 2008 '
of bestfriends & popiahs.
ytd was spent @ celest's Popiah Party. it was duper fun! :D Celest made exploding popiahs, Uncle Pangsai made perfect popiahs (his future career heh), & candice & my popiahs turned out square. hahaha
hello i'm celest's nephew & i come from Monsters' Inc.
sorry for the retarded-constipated-ish smiles; we dont usually look like that. we were playing with celest's cam's smile shutter function :D
the happy couple (: sorry i couldnt stay for the cake-cutting! :( HAPPYBIRTHDAYMYBESTFRIEND
glad the video made you smile ((: i love you dumbdumb
overnight study session at beauty world mac last night with yq & ber. the place was really conducive actually. just that ber was like dead tired after playing at vernon's & i was, as usual, very easily distracted & also kinda tired, so yq was like the only one who was productive. :D
our study table.
supper @ Al-Ameen @ 2.30am cam-whoring keeps us awake :D
and so does pictionary. speaking of pictionary, i've finally found someone worse at pictionary than jm! hahaha who is noneother than MR. NG YONG QIANG! guess what he was trying to draw?? i mean the first one looks like a woman & the second one looks like grass growing out of a ledge or sth right?
it's supposed to be LION KING la! hello which part of the whole picture looks even a teeny bit like lion king huh? and after umpteen rounds, yq got a GRAND TOTAL OF.... ZERO POINTS!! :D (hahaha coz he managed to get like negative in some rounds..)
look we've got the whole mac to ourselves (:
and did i mention, i think mac is quite a nice place for the homeless. instead of sleeping in parks or wherever, they can invest maybe $2 plus on a pack of fries & not only get to eat the fries, but also get to spend the night there in air-con! ber's erm, manicure. and when the sun came out, we headed over to BTM for breakfast & then straight home to sleeep. did you know that everywhere's like bustling with life at 7 in the morning?? i was so shocked to see everywhere so full of people. haha. isn't it illegal to be awake so early on a Saturday morning?
and i shall go and MUG NOW coz i've been asleep for almost the whole day already. zai jian!
wait, show you sth cool first! star wars smileys! and there's yoda too: okay zai jian!
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Friday, October 17, 2008 '
as of today,
i am gonna mug like unmac i.e. shit. :D
my stomach's been really weird these few days. must be all the junk i've been eating :( and i had a horrible-splitting-pounding headache last night, which might or might not have been due to waking up at one plus two these few days.
The Mother was frying fritters in the kitchen just now & i was like, " hey mommy! why dont you fry ice-cream with the leftover batter?!!" and my darling mommy actually tried! hahaha but it totally flopped & turned out horrendous :D
overnight study session with zh, yq, ber, eve & nh later! tho nh wont be staying overnight. i shall do mountains & mountains & mountains of work!
gonna sleep now so that i can stay awake later! goooodnite (:
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008 '
hello we are tards.
we heart zapping machine indeed (:
today, i was studying on the bed & i fell asleep. & the highlighter was uncapped. & the ink seeped through my pillowcase. & now i have a small green patch on my pillow. |
4) cry. wail. scream. shout. bawl your eyes out. (hey it rhymes!)
5) throw stuff around. (preferably non-breakable so you wont have to clean up after.)
6) sing at the top of your lungs - out of tune. (like how weeyong does it :D hahaha only that he's in tune thank god.)
7) talk to people who are more screwed than you. like me.
8) sex. alcohol. drugs. (i'm kidding alright)
9) bang your head on my pencil box (doesn't really work though, i've tried it.)
10) if all else fail, take a REALLLY long nap & try to sleep it off (works like a charm :D)
bee-tee-doubleyou, My Girl is a superduperfreakingNICE movie :D
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Saturday, October 11, 2008 '
hello nice people,
i just got my LG back and all my contacts are GONE (long story) so if you're reading this,
PLEASE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN SAVE YOUR NO. okay okay? PLEASEEEE. accumulate good karma alright? it's only 22 days left to the big As! karma is very important. dont mess with it ((:
please click to watch the coolest-funkiest-awesomest-funniest-class-vid-ever :D
today, i spent 5 hours doing 20 physics MCQs, playing with ber's itouch (and being stupid with jm), talking bout taking the june paper if i flunk my As, talking bout nth in particular, and eating very greasy LJS. oh, and my brain is crumply ((:
peace out home dawg! (fred-style. hahaha :D) |
Thursday, October 9, 2008 '
Fred is freaking hilarious! watch to de-stress (: (thanks to olliepok who posted his vid on her blog :D) haha i'm so gonna watch all his videos he's so retardedly-cool
our graduation ceremony is at 6.30pm. it so does not feel like grad day. plus we still have school tmr.
As are ending soon i cant wait!! |
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 '
HOW CAN LI-SIR DIE?! OMG YOU STUPID DIRECTOR I HATE YOU I HATE YOU BOQIAO DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO CALL HIM DADDY YET OMG I HATE YOU!
:( actually i already knew li-sir was gonna die. coz stupid eric told me!! (argh i hate spoilers!) but i still cried like shit. haha. omg stupid director. |
Monday, October 6, 2008 '
Details in the fabric.
i like talking to eileen oh. i like hanging out with 3/4 areveola. i like laughing at the spastic things jm does. i dont like creepy aunties who dirty the bus with their noseshit & spit (!!) i dont like it when my friends are sad and there's nth i can do to cheer them up. i think jared should stop growing. bubble tea makes me very happy. jinyu's birthday present is still with me. taking videos of your friend and his gf on the sly is wrong. haha :D
i dont understand why so many bad things happen to good ppl. life is unfair. so very unfair. |
Sunday, October 5, 2008 '
Yesterday, I
woke up at 1pm
ate brunch
sent my LG for repair
surfed the Net
watched some Tamil movie which lasted 3 hours (!!)
ate dinner
showered
watched HSM 2 (yesiknowimSLOW)
tried to do some work but unfortunately didn't happen
found this 4-yr-old photo:
& some very cute msgs in my very-old-phone (which i will have to use til i get my LG back) & spent a good 5 minutes giggling like an idiot (:
spent some time mentally-bashing myself for promising that i'd study hard but having zero self-discipline & giving in to temptations as always.
watched The Ring with my hands over my eyes t/o the movie (while mommy kept trying to scare me, & ivan and kev kept laughing at me.)
had a discussion on why the movie shouldn't be called The Ring (coz there is no ring), and how it should be called The Tape (which sounds really stupid) or The Well.
ate 5 slices of pandan bread (which is really addictive; i finished 2/3 of the loaf in 2 days!)
did 25 mcq qns (:
ate strawberries.
reflected on how i spent my day & realised that if this goes on, i'm freaking screwed.
went to beddd.
i'm watching The Island on channel 5 now. it's superrr cool!
the fragility of life scares me.
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Friday, October 3, 2008 '
vrrrooomm.
went to BTM after school today for lunch. yq & zh are horrible guys who laugh at the way i pronounce "chee kueh" :( studied in the library with zh. (and managed to clear 4 demerit points SIMULTANEOUSLY :D) wasn't very productive coz i kept falling asleep but still way more productive than if i were at home. and i'm very proud to proclaim that i did not take my daily nap today! :D it's a huge achievement alright. i'd normally be a spaced-out zombie without my 3-6 hour naps heh (:
anyway, F1 was a blast :D
Formula BMW Pacific Qualifying Session:
food! sinfully-glorious foood @ Marina Square b4 the next race started.
"look mel! there's a clip on your head!", she says, pointing to the Flyer. (haha)
yes, the beautiful sky i was so in love with (:
GO FERRARI! (but we all know what happened :(( )
guess whose car? :D sorry for the awfully blurry pictures, the cars zoomed by so quickly, some didn't even register on my cam. iwantaDSLR!!
cool shit! (the car i mean, not me :D) the 'tail' of the car was quite heavy actually. i was trying hard to look like carrying it was no kick. and the photo was illegal btw, haha. we weren't allowed to touch the cars.
i can buy 5-6 hotdogs @ the FishTank with $8 okayy. stupid horrible despicable ppl exploiting their monopoly power!
us, crouching under the huge ass of our ride (:
strawberries, tangyuan, ChunkyMonkey, dark chocolate & spicy BBQ drumlets make me a very happy girl (: |
THE GIRL.
melanie. 21 jan 90 . aquarius.
And then she carefully sealed
her heart away.
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Keming. RVHS. HCI. NUS
1/2 Attitude.75% Abused.07s69
The stage, my world. EL, my life
ignore the fat calves thankyouverymuch. (:
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cam-whoring keeps us awake :D 
ber's erm, manicure.
as of today,
we heart zapping machine indeed (:
"look mel! there's a clip on your head!", she says, pointing to the Flyer. (haha)
yes, the beautiful sky i was so in love with (: 
guess whose car? :D
sorry for the awfully blurry pictures, the cars zoomed by so quickly, some didn't even register on my cam. iwantaDSLR!!
i can buy 5-6 hotdogs @ the FishTank with $8 okayy. stupid horrible despicable ppl exploiting their monopoly power! 
