Friday, June 19, 2009 '

Dirty Little Secret.



photos from monday's hot date:




The glowing phenomenon seen in some of the photos is not due to a new feature of my camera.
It is, however, due to someone's fat fingerprint on my camera lens! I highly suspect it's Png's.
the rest of the photos are here.
oh and I just remembered, celest: "The Thai food shagged me." hahahah :D


Tuesday, 16th June.

went to eileen's house to play :D
we cooked spaghetti & made mango sago (WE WILL MAKE SUCH GOOD HOUSEWIVES NOW WHO WANTS TO MARRY US???), looked @ the photoshopped photo of her & ____ HAHA, had fun changing her fb status: , watched cute videos of megacute korean guys, then eileen drove me to tuition [:
surprisingly, she is such a good driver! i feel quite safe in her car though she drives damn fast and the GPS keeps going "Please Slow Down" Lol.

here's eileen with our masterpieces:
our spaghetti wowww it was super nice be jealous.

no photos of the mango sago(i forgot to take!), but here's one of the sago when we were cooking it.
I had so much fun potato! Let's do this again soon :D

Wed, 17th June.

woke up @ 3.30pm wow half the day's over.
dinner(buffet) @ Melting Pot.
food was GREAT [: yes off day yet again but i ate alot of salad during the buffet okay. O:
we (Ivan & me that is, kev's @ his class chalet) had loads of fun mixing weird concoctions; there was one where we put weird stuff like raisins and corn and rainbow sprinkles into the bottom of mommy's kueh pie ti and giggled like crazy when she bit into it. made me feel like a little kid all over again.

headed home, cut the cake which no one ate coz we were too bloated from the buffet, camwhored(that retard kept trying to make my head look bigger than his MEAN OR WHAT MAN) , watched the telly (him: okay now she's gonna throw the oranges at her. me: yup! him: HAHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOT. YOU RETARDED IDIOT! [okay this is only funny if you watched the 9pm channel 8 show and know which scene we're talking about!]), walked to coro to do my atm transfer (online shopping; yes i've started to buy stuff online as well isn't this catastrophic?!!!) and did retarded stuff on the way like "OH LOOK CAR! OH A DOG! OLD MANSSS and TRANfer HAHAHAH damn funny.

and guess what the atm @ coro does not issue receipts(!), so we walked all the way to Crown Centre(no atm as well) and Cold Storage and guess what, still no atm!(ajdfhkajshdfj?!)
and we asked the cashier in Cold Storage where the nearest atm was and she said, "oh, you can walk to coro." hahaha not funny seriously.
gosh. so we bought instant noodles and strolled home drinking our blackcurrent vodka which we bought (tasted like gassy ribena.) and i almost stepped on a dead cat(!) on the way back.

reached home, showered, sat around drinking our cups of Baileys and it felt like things were back to the way they used to be before, it's almost as though all those shit didn't happen.
anyhow, i'm just glad to have my brother back [:
really missed those long chats and retarded stuff we used to do. hope all of this lasts though. crosses fingers.
photos:
(no photos of the buffet coz i charged my camera and forgot to bring it! yes, i've lost count of the number of times i do retarded stuff like that/charging my battery and forgetting to put it back into the camera, etc.)

Hahaha. and the rest are here. (there's one which is REALLY EPIC but I can't show you guys coz SOMEBODY is too vain and forbade me to upload it haha.)


Thurs, 18th June.


met yq in the evening coz he took shore leave to collect his passport, ate dinner together, talked, and walked around, etc. [:
then he had to book in and i was way too early to meet the others, and zhihan very nicely abandoned his army friends to meet me (and i was sort of lost, but we shall not talk about that),

we randomly took a bus which we thought might reach our destination and talked about stuff like clubbing, grinding, leeching off rich husbands and legal loopholes, and this b*****h tried to touch zh's leg hahaha
kidding, and we reached holland v fashionably late.

met the others @ Tapas Wine Bistro (i'm almost 100% positive this is the name of the pub. i remembered it correctly this time)
played shootshagmarry again, the silly game Ah Wei taught us last time, Truth or Dare [all the deepdarksecrets start to tumble out and we now know who the true horny person is (; ]

gossipgirl.com haha
retardedfaces.com
and i realised Png's face looks the same in ALL OUR PHOTOS. haha the rest are here.

and it's time to pack my room again!!
meeting rae and co. later for dinner :D

Labels: BFF, EILEEN OH FAT PIG, the Ng family

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Friday, May 15, 2009 '

Our PIGNIC, heart-to-heart talks and other random affairs.



9th May, Sat

went to Anna's after tuition to celebrate marcus' & yq's birthdays. 5th May & 11th May respectively.

photos:

then headed over to Anchorpoint for dinner followed by shoe shopping(or was it the other way round? i cant remember), then Queensway where we walked around & played Daytona @ the arcade there, and i was genuinely fascinated by one little kid playing with the tokens machine thingy.

then was IKEA where we had SO MUCH FUN. hahaha one of my favourite places to go.
we found super cute finger puppets and jm was being her usual embarrassing spastic retarded self. then was marcus' reaction when he was trying to take a photo of us and my camera flash POPPED UP and he seriously jumped and yelped. HAHAHA THAT MADE OUR DAY :D



10th May, Sun

went for tuition in the morning as usual then met the family(minus ivan) @ Soup Restaurant for our Mothers' Day lunch.


@ Goodwood Park


I LOVE YOU MY AWESOME MOTHER [: (if you're reading this) just wanna let you know that you're the best mom i could ever ask for.


then met yq @ orchard supposedly to treat him to dinner(birthday treat) but he ended up paying coz I DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH MONEY OUT AGAIN and they didn't accept NETS. hahaha i suck i know :(

headed to Clarke Quay after that and sat by the Singapore River talking till it was quite late & cabbed to coro to buy daddy's breakfast + carnations for our mothers (such sweet filial kids we are hahaha)

hope you like your present :D


11th May, Mon


SCHOOL HOLIDAY coz of Vesak Day. haha isn't it just awesome to be a school teacher? :D
slacked around at home doing..nothing. oh dear i cant remember what i did. haha oh i gave tuition! then continued watching my korean drama [:

12th May, Tues

met the girls for our Girl's Day Out. and as usual NO ONE CAME ON TIME. hahaha oh dear we should stop this habit of adding at least half-an-hour to our stipulated meeting time.

went to Haji Lane to seeseelooklook and jm i shall not buy anything next time even if we go when all the shops are open.
then was grocery shopping @ cold storage which was really fun and excitinggg coz we got to choose the stuff we liked & put them in the trolley [:

headed over to anna's after that to prepare the stuff for the picnic!
thank god for eileen & anna or we probably wouldn't have gotten anything done. hahaha.
and honestly i feel damn bad coz we keep going over to anna's and messing up her house and she has to clean up afterwards AND she always does so without any complaints AND the next time we ask her if it's alright to go over SHE STILL SAYS YES.
hahaha anna if you're reading this WE LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE NICEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD [:

anyway, we are such lazy & greedy pigs that we started eating the food while preparing it and we were even too lazy to bring the food to Marina Barrage so we just had our picnic in anna's house instead! HAHAHA how expected. :D

and honestly the food was damn good. haha we were eating and commenting on how good everything tasted and i announced, "I THINK WE ARE DAMN GOOD COOKS." and everyone turned to stare at me and asked, "What did YOU cook?" HAHAHA anyway I HAVE DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK DURING THE JUNE HOLIDAYS. (this time i shall actually succeed okay)

and we almost abandoned our plans of going to marina barrage but luckily jm was so insistent about it coz WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME ARE YOU JEALOUS EILEEN OH HAHAHA. (kidding okay it would have been more fun with you there [:)

camwhored & talked for ages.
when we finally left the place, we were stranded at the bus stop and no one wanted to help us :( but eventually we managed to get on the bus + we ran for the last train home and made it (super exciting leh damn fun :D)

oh and i had the worst gastric pain i had ever experienced in my entire life! (drama mama but it's trueee.) haha coz we didn't have any food with us and i was hungry since 8 plus and by 11 plus the pain was so bad i didn't even feel like talking(a very rare occurrence i know) so after i took the train + cabbed home, i ate a whole plate of rice + food but the pain got even worse!

and i was so stupid i sat slouched over the dining table for one hour coz i was a stubborn pig who refused to take the antacid tablet(i hate swallowing tablets) and until the pain got so bad i couldn't take it anymore & i finally decided to take the tablet & guess what, i realised that i didn't even need to swallow the pill coz you're like supposed to CHEW the stupid thing. and i felt like the stupidest person on earth. hahaha

but anyway the pain STILL didn't go away & i couldn't fall asleep with my stomach hurting like crap so i went to watch Boys Before Flowers till 4 AM. steady or what? :D

photos from tues are on facebook (TAG YOURSELVES PLEASE! :D) but i didn't upload every single one of them because i would have died doing so. haha so if you girls want them, pass me a thumbdrive and i'll transfer the photos to you [:



oh and just wanted to say,
i'm really really happy that i have you girls.
you all are irreplaceable in my life and i love you all to bits! :D


14th May, Fri

had to do invigilation today. stared @ the kids doing their exam papers for 1 hour and 45 mins! i almost died.
kept (almost) falling asleep in the last half-an-hour and the kids were like very amused by me trying to stay awake.

and i was teaching a P4 class today & i was going through a science worksheet when one of the naughty boys (alex) said," Miss Ng, can you talk softer please?"
me: " NO. coz you all are so noisy and i have to speak loudly so everyone can hear me."
alex: "but miss ng, i can hear you from the toilet." (he went to the toilet before that. and fyi, the toilet's like one or two classrooms away. hahahaha.)

and celest had relief today as well & it was so fun with her around; we spent our free periods exploiting ms kho's cubicle, eating ice-cream and playing & gossiping with mdm tan etc. :D then went to westmall after school to talk and WE ARE GOING FOR A SPA. hahaha love you very much let's go to NUS okay set! :D

Labels: as kids see it, BFF, EILEEN OH FAT PIG, my favourite people, the Ng family

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Sunday, May 3, 2009 '

Hot then I'm Cold.


so many things have been happening lately, i have loads of overdue photos to upload which i shall spam in this entry [:

Tues, 28th April

went to celest's after school to eat, hang out and gossip (:D)
had alot of fun as usual [:
i always have an unlimited supply of food when i'm @ celest's. i love Dolly :D

then met the girls(including EILEEN gasp :D) @ Minds Cafe for Eve's 2nd birthday surprise(since jm screwed the first one up. KIDDING we still love you. or NOT. :D)
played a few games and the last one was some spastic one in which we had to make each other say certain words or do certain actions. haha quite hilarious and retarded.

guess who?? HAHAHA

i like taking photos of rachel she is so cute and pretty and photogenic. (okay that makes me sound stalkerish hahaha)
OH FAT PIG [:

Thurs, 30th April

went to Double O with celest, pangsai, zw & ah wei and had a great time playing stupid retarded drinking games which celest sucked at. oh and it was my first time in a club leh dont laugh at me please HAHAHA [:

let's play Spot the Retard.

i have no idea what i was doing. haha it looks as though i'm worshipping the jug.
Beeeeeeeeeeer.



Fri, 1st May

woke up @ around 2.45pm haha. haven't had such a good night's sleep for so long.
went to meet zh and the rest @ Gelare (HAHAHA just remembered the way zh pronounces Gelare :D)
watched Wolverine which i really enjoyed (i love the X-Men) then headed to cheena-town for our overnight K [:
ber spoilt the couch so it kinda became our bed.




had a great time as usual. i really love these guys leh how? hahaha muacks.

Sat, 2nd May

tuition in the morn then slacking at home until 7 plus.
went to meet jon, sarah, weeyong & kimby in hwachong for The Oddball which was an epic failure. hahaha. but we ate the food(which was not bad), koped the goodie bags, took some photos and refused to pay the 6 bucks (yes we cheapo haha)
went to serene mac for ice-cream and stayed there awhile to chat.

junior class went as goths.

i zhao-genged HAHA
"EH jon help us take a photo please!" :D


all other photos (from events of the past few days) here


the other day i brought the kids to the music room for their music lesson & we listened to songs on youtube and the kids wanted Hot & Cold so i turned it on and they were singing along and they came to this part where it went "you~ PMS~ like a BITCH! " and they totally hollered the word out loud and i was like, "WHAT?!!" and then we all started laughing like crazy.



After the initial spark of attraction, I realise, there's actually nothing beneath it all.

Labels: 69, as kids see it, BFF, EILEEN OH FAT PIG, my favourite people

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Monday, April 27, 2009 '

This is gonna be one incoherent jumbled mass of words.


Life's been pretty interesting this week.

RVELDDS got GWH!! like for the first time in RV history(i think?) and i'm just so proud of them though i regret not being able to watch the skit, and also, i realised i that i miss el alot. i miss hanging out with anabel & huihui & the whole group of us. need to organise some get-together soon.


also, went for my HPB scholarship interview which i most probably definitely will not be getting because i screwed up my essay + a few of the other candidates are imba shit. but it was quite fun tho. especially since huiping & a few other people i know were also there. plus they gave us this cute animal magnet which made me damn happy :D


and then thurs came, and eileen called me while i was in the middle of a lesson (i normally dont answer calls unless it's celest or eileen) and she asked what time i ended school and i said 1pm why, do you want to meet me and she said I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT and i was so stunned and i think i freaked out inside and thank god the kids were doing a mock paper so i had time to talk to eileen and stuff. she came to school to find me coz she was in the area & we had lunch together and she was saying that it's kinda sad that the only time she could take time off work was when she had an accident, and all i could think of was that she could have been injured really badly when the taxi drove into the side of her car but thank god she was perfectly alright(not even a scratch) and sitting in front of me nonchalantly eating takopachi. (yes my punctuation marks disappear when i'm excited/worked up/lazy)
and i just really thank God that she's okay.
and anyway i really enjoyed talking to you eileen oh. [:


had lunch @ Billy Bombers (at clarke quay) with yq then met jm, rachel, cat & zh @ IMM to make eve's calender which turned out very nice thanks to my artistic talent OK SORRY I WAS KIDDING. haha i did all the brainless stuff like cutting & pasting which required no artistic talent whatsover but i have to say that i contributed greatly by styling jm's & ber's hair til it was epic (as in i was cutting out the photo outlines & i cut their heads into weird shapes :D) oh and eve, the yellow sun on one of the pages which looks horribly disfigured & elongated was NOT cut out by me.


(except for photo of my hand + the thingy zh drew on it, the other photos credits to rachel [:)
jm i helped to censor your photo + look @ zh's retarded expression :D
met on sun to surprise eve @ clarke quay & we were thinking of ways to carry out our surprise and jm was calling eve's mom and her sis and all of us were so excited and happy and high coz we were gonna SURPRISE her and then after the surprise we found out that EVE KNEW ALL ALONG BECAUSE WHEN JM SENT THE MSG TO US SHE FORWARDED IT TO EVE AS WELL.
we almost murdered jm on the spot.


jm trying to rape eve as usual.

@ Waraku

but we still had alot of fun and i think jm's effing retarded blunder made the surprise more memorable haha :D (jm i'm just saying this to make you feel less stupid) and i think i must have put on 5 kg over the weekend coz i ate so much junk not coz i was hungry but just because i felt like eating. but Waraku's really good! i love the pizza thingy with potato & prawn roe or sth (forgot the name) and i love green tea ice cream now (influenced by rachel)
and after that we sent eve to work, sat around talking, went to look @ titbits & cute sushi-making machines in the jap supermrkt and (the rest left and we) ended up sitting along the Singapore River talking (jm, rachel & me).




and we talked til the sun set and the sky turned dark and people slowly started leaving the place & until we realised(or should i say grudgingly acknowledged) that it was really getting late and we should be going home. and we talked for around 6 hours and it was lovely.
yes i still cant believe we talked for so long. i think we sat there from about 6 plus to 12.30AM (yes we are cool like that) haha we talked bout all sorts of things just like the other night. just that this time there were more juicy details (HAHAHA OMG.) and there were random bouts of crying, (many) shrieks of "OMG!!!", crazy laughter etc, and i think we were being a public nuisance oops.
i am so looking forward to our full day of activities next week [:


i know i'm slow but i just watched Susan Boyle's audition and i thought it was really touching and those who judged her and looked down on her (coz of her looks) before she sang should be ashamed of themselves. though, more often than not, most of us are like that too. (some people to a larger extent than others.)

and jon tried to prank call me just now saying he's calling from Harvard School of Business and what-not.

jon: "Hello may i speak to Melanie?"
me: "yes speaking." (haha coz i thought he might be calling from one of the unis or scholarship boards.)
jon: "I'm calling from Harvard School of Business."
me: "oh erm okay."
jon: "you sent in an application last week right?"
me: "erm no i didn't"
jon: "yes you did."
me: "i'm very sure i didn't"
jon: "yes you sent us an application last week." (and here i thought it was some phone scam)
me: "NO I'M VERY SURE I DIDN'T." (i was getting kinda irritated already)
jon: "oh too bad then." (HAHAHA i was thinking "WHAT?? what kind of conversation is this?)
me: "yup. bye." (and i was about to hang up when he said,)
jon: "you're from rv right?"
me: "ya." (and i was like omg how did he know?!!)
jon: "that's a lousy school."
me: "WHAT? no it isn't."
jon: "yes rv's a lousy school."
me: "NO IT IS NOT!" (haha i was getting really cross here and in my mind i was thinking "WTF DOES THIS PERSON WANT?! He's such an asshole." LOL)
and jon was like, " AIYA GO AND DIE LA!!!! I'M JON LA WAHLAO blah blah blah..."

HAHAHA HE SUCKS @ PRANK CALLS.
i can't believe i couldn't recognise his voice though.

anyway i brought the kids to the com lab today to do E-learning.
and i allowed them to play some educational games after they finished their e-learning.
and there's this game called Virtual Knee Surgery
which is awfully sadistic and gross & THE KIDS LOVE IT.
they were gleefully slicing open the skin, sawing parts of the bone, etc. and giggling like the silly kids they are. so cute.

Labels: 69, as kids see it, EILEEN OH FAT PIG, my favourite people

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